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3.9KArticleStadium Rally Launches Festival of Stupid Ideas
Hobart’s inaugural Festival of Stupid Ideas has launched with the Yes Stadium rally in the capital. In a city better known for...
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O’Byrne’s Experience Beats TPC’s Expert Panel Opinion
In a clash of credentials that has captivated the state, a five-person panel of alleged experts, the Tasmanian Planning Commission, has dared...
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AFL Announces ‘Screw Tasmania’ Round
The AFL has announced that Round 20 of this year’s competition will officially be the ‘Screw Tasmania’ round. A range of activities...
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Govt to Sell New Bridgewater Bridge
The Tasmanian Government has moved to sell off the new Bridgewater Bridge the day after it was opened. After a ribbon-cutting by...
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Sewer Rat Sues over Devils’ Mascot ‘Identity Theft’
A mangy sewer rat has announced he is sueing the Tasmania Devils Football Club for “having appropriated my name and likeness without...
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Two Exciting New Flavours of Toxic Tasmanian Salmon
Two new exciting flavours of toxic Tasmanian salmon will soon be available. Developed in conjunction with bacterial infections, heatwaves and secretive management,...
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JLN Snares Tasman Bridge in Rockliff Deal
Newly-elected Jacqui Lambie Network MPs have reacted angrily to accusations they have sold themselves cheaply in their ‘confidence and stability’ agreement with...
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Tasmania’s Newest Political Sporting Club Launched!
Tasmania’s newest political sporting franchise launched today amid great fanfare. The Southern SharkJumpers official name, colours and playing uniform were revealed at...
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Strong Liberals Launch Strong Campaign Mascot, Thug
The Tasmanian Liberals today strongly announced their strong mascot for their strong 2024 state election campaign. The new mascot, Thug, was strongly...
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Bus Company Changing Name to Retro to Reflect Return to 1950s Level Services
Government-owned company Metro, allegedly a transport enterprise, is changing its name to Retro to accord with its return to 1950’s service levels,...
