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1.0KSatireTEC Tells FMD To POQ
*Pic: … from Eric Abetz’s website HERE The Tasmanian Electoral Commission has refused an application for registration made by the Fuck Me...
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1.5KInternational
Trumpism: The Apprentice With The Golden Arse
I had a dog named Trump; a bastard inbred little poodle, A smelly, slobbering, flea-bitten cur, all ponce and shrill flapdoodle. He...
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1.1KSatire
Tasmania, the Apps of 2016
As a new year ticks over it’s time to reassess how to better manage your life. Our tech reporter here at the...
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1.1KNational
Top Hat Turnbull Touts for Tassie
New Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has promised that his leadership will pay greater attention to Tasmania. “I’ll certainly be eating more than...
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1.1KNational
Gay Marriage Will Ruin Childhoods: Nikolic
Same-sex marriage could likely ruin the experience of childhood for most Australian youth, said Bass MP Andrew Nikolic in a blistering press...
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1.4KSatire
MONA Proposes Giant Yoni For Kunanyi
MONA founder David Walsh is proposing a giant vagina to adorn Mount Wellington. To be known as Outwent: The Yoni Glutton of...
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1.1KEconomy
Wildlife To Be Hit Hard In Tas Budget
Native wildlife is set to be a loser in the upcoming state budget with new cost-cutting initiatives to be introduced by the...
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1.1KSatire
Endangered Species Makes Last Stand At Bellerive
Conservation groups have launched a desperate rearguard action to save a critically endangered species once found at Bellerive Oval. Announcing the campaign,...
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1.1KEconomy
Glenorchy: A place in the Guinness Book of World Records
Glenorchy City Council is on track to record a unique Tasmanian achievement by gaining a place in the Guinness Book of World...
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1.1KSatire
Winter Rats Festivals Draw Weird Acclaim
*Pic: Extreme federal budget cuts and runaway climate change are likely to force winter to be cancelled until further notice. ABC pic....
