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3.3KArticlePush for Louise Elliot Statue to Replace Crowther in Franklin Square
Hobart City Councillor Louise Elliot is pushing for a statue of herself and further monuments ‘to her colleagues’ to be erected in...
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Stadium Now Officially a POSS (Paragon of Stupid Shit)
The Tasmanian House of Assembly has today granted POSS (Paragon of Stupid Shit) status to the Macquarie Point stadium project. “I think...
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Gaping Holes in Stadium Business Case Now Sheltering Homeless
A community of homeless people are now sheltering inside the Macquarie Point stadium business case near downtown Hobart. A transport company employee...
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Light Beam Marks ‘Stupidest Project in the Universe’
The People’s Intergalactic Assembly (PIGA) have claimed responsibility for the mysterious beam of light that appeared in Hobart this week at Macquarie...
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Govt Promises Future Prudency in Stupid and Useless Infrastructure Projects
The Tasmanian Government has promised to learn from its mistakes in the AFL stadium fiasco and be more financially prudent in the...
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Modest ‘Mourning Glory’ for Betty
Buckingham Palace confirmed today that Queen Elizabeth II would have a modest funeral, in accordance with ‘how the monarch lived her life’....
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AFL Group Finds All of Hobart Suitable for Appropriation
The AFL wrapped up its site visit to Hobart yesterday after viewing potential stadium sites for a Tasmanian AFL team. The select...
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Tas Govt Adopts Hand-Wringing to End Pandemic
The Tasmanian Government has moved to end the SARS-Cov2 pandemic with the introduction of hand-wringing across the state. All other health measures...
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How to Save for your First Lettuce
Tasmanian-based MyState Bank is launching a new program to assist clients to purchase their first lettuce. Using a mobile phone app, savers...
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Liberal and Labor Pass Vaccine Mandate to Secure Tasmania’s Future
The Labor and Liberal parties have teamed up to pass a vaccine mandate bill. The new bill requires all members of both...
