Tasmanian Times
Satire
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3.5KO’Byrne’s Experience Beats TPC’s Expert Panel Opinion
In a clash of credentials that has captivated the state, a five-person panel of alleged experts, the Tasmanian Planning Commission, has dared...
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A Modest Proposal (With Apologies to Jonathan Swift)
The final seat has been declared in Tasmania’s 2025 election. It was a poll that no one wanted and we now have...
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AFL Announces ‘Screw Tasmania’ Round
The AFL has announced that Round 20 of this year’s competition will officially be the ‘Screw Tasmania’ round. A range of activities...
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HVC – Kransky’s Tablet, Where Truth Gets Chiseled Away
Our Chief Editor felt that a pic of CEO Kranz would be well and truly overstepping the line so we have played...
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Govt to Sell New Bridgewater Bridge
The Tasmanian Government has moved to sell off the new Bridgewater Bridge the day after it was opened. After a ribbon-cutting by...
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Time to Bower Out, Susie
To: Ms Susan Bower Serially Failed Liberal Candidate & Putter-up of Big Billboards Dear Ms Bower Suze It’s time, dear. I’m thinking...
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No One is Safe When the Juice Drops
Juice Media has just dropped its latest hilarious and scathing ‘Honest Government’ ad. Tasmanian politicians are in the firing line for their...
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AFL Stadium Announcement – All Sorted!
In a major new announcement, not previously announced before, or redrafted to sound like a new announcement, Premier Rockcliffe (pictured) has announced...
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Sewer Rat Sues over Devils’ Mascot ‘Identity Theft’
A mangy sewer rat has announced he is sueing the Tasmania Devils Football Club for “having appropriated my name and likeness without...
