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Tas Govt Adopts Hand-Wringing to End Pandemic

The Tasmanian Government has moved to end the SARS-Cov2 pandemic with the introduction of hand-wringing across the state. All other health measures...

Abetz Tribute – Marry the Bridge

How to Save for your First Lettuce

Tasmanian-based MyState Bank is launching a new program to assist clients to purchase their first lettuce. Using a mobile phone app, savers...

Elwood’s Excited About Dog Meat Production in Tasmania

Tasmania is set to leverage its reputation for quality food production with the establishment of the state’s first dog meat production facility....

Photo of the Week: Lest We Forget

Seen in Hobart …

Courtesy Dr Paris.  

Liberal and Labor Pass Vaccine Mandate to Secure Tasmania’s Future

The Labor and Liberal parties have teamed up to pass a vaccine mandate bill. The new bill requires all members of both...

Labor Party Dumps Labor Party

The Labor Party today sensationally resigned from the Labor Party, marking the latest instalment of factional fighting within the Tasmanian chapter. In...

Gutwein Outs Himself as Bogan

Premier Peter Gutwein has stunned Tasmanians by outing himself as a bogan just a week before the state election. The Premier revealed...