Tasmanian Times
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1.5KLiberal and Labor Pass Vaccine Mandate to Secure Tasmania’s Future
The Labor and Liberal parties have teamed up to pass a vaccine mandate bill. The new bill requires all members of both...
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Labor Party Dumps Labor Party
The Labor Party today sensationally resigned from the Labor Party, marking the latest instalment of factional fighting within the Tasmanian chapter. In...
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Gutwein Outs Himself as Bogan
Premier Peter Gutwein has stunned Tasmanians by outing himself as a bogan just a week before the state election. The Premier revealed...
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2.6KBook Review: Marinus Project Trilogy, Part One – The Golden Towers
Tassie authors Peter Gutwein and Guy Barnett are on a roll with their latest novel, The Marinus Project – The Golden Towers, the...
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Labor to Change Season Names
Tasmanian Labor has been forced to admit under questioning that they are planning to change the names of the seasons. “The new...
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Morrison to Employ Team of Empathy Surrogates
Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced today that he was employing a team of empathy surrogates to assist in attempting to be concerned...
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ScoMo Confirms Vaccine Announcement Target
The federal government today confirmed its plans to have achieved 500,000 vaccine rollout announcements by the end of March. “I’m pleased to...
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Mac Point Announces Plans for Lamp-Post
Macquarie Point Corporation are moving from strength to strength after their opening of the first road at the site recently. MPC have...
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It’s a Secret
So Councillor Mulder you are having a council meeting tonight… A. Yes. Q. What is the topic? A. Whether to go into...
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White House Xmas Address
The president reads a story about a very special reindeer who holds an election in the forest to prove he is the...
