Tasmanian Times
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2.3KShadowy Organisation Claims Responsibility for Aquaculture Pen Damage
A shadowy underwater organisation has claimed responsibility for the recent mass salmon outbreaks at Hoon Aquaculture. The little-known Salmonid Liberation Army said...
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China Airs List of Grievances with Tasmania
A Chinese diplomat has leaked a number of grievances about Tasmania in a further deterioration of the Australia-China relationship. The diplomat sent...
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TasWater Is a-Changin’
TasWater Obfuscation Policy No. 7,3241:00 It has been demanded that ALL members of TasWater staff will undergo obfuscation training in the near...
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Spinna Plucka
Plucka Bonus whoops Duck is to provide consulting services in Tasmania, but is keen to avoid Dam(n) Waratah.
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Voucher Scheme Rolled Out for Specialty Timbers Stimulus
The state government has introduced a voucher system to support the specialty timbers industry through the effects of the coronavirus pandemic. The...
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NBL Name Selection Narrowing in on Absolute Worst
Advisors to the NBL Tasmanian team in preparation have confirmed that the new name will be chosen through a process of discarding...
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Invest in TASDuck Now!
TasWater is using the Damn Waratah crisis to launch the TASDuck, a cryptoflummery whoops -currency.
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Meme of the Week: Michael ‘Reefer Madness’ Ferguson
Michael Ferguson {noun} street name for a preachy Christian deal bag of low-grade Tasmanian skunk
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Unique Hobart Species ‘Likely Extinct’
Concerns are growing for the increasingly elusive species.
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1.7KCOVIDsafe App Wins Prestigious Award
The federal government’s much-vaunted COVIDsafe app has won a prestigious software award. The app was awarded a rare five stars by the...
