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1.5KArticleLabor Party Dumps Labor Party
The Labor Party today sensationally resigned from the Labor Party, marking the latest instalment of factional fighting within the Tasmanian chapter. In...
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Gutwein Outs Himself as Bogan
Premier Peter Gutwein has stunned Tasmanians by outing himself as a bogan just a week before the state election. The Premier revealed...
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Labor to Change Season Names
Tasmanian Labor has been forced to admit under questioning that they are planning to change the names of the seasons. “The new...
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Morrison to Employ Team of Empathy Surrogates
Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced today that he was employing a team of empathy surrogates to assist in attempting to be concerned...
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ScoMo Confirms Vaccine Announcement Target
The federal government today confirmed its plans to have achieved 500,000 vaccine rollout announcements by the end of March. “I’m pleased to...
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Shadowy Organisation Claims Responsibility for Aquaculture Pen Damage
A shadowy underwater organisation has claimed responsibility for the recent mass salmon outbreaks at Hoon Aquaculture. The little-known Salmonid Liberation Army said...
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China Airs List of Grievances with Tasmania
A Chinese diplomat has leaked a number of grievances about Tasmania in a further deterioration of the Australia-China relationship. The diplomat sent...
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Voucher Scheme Rolled Out for Specialty Timbers Stimulus
The state government has introduced a voucher system to support the specialty timbers industry through the effects of the coronavirus pandemic. The...
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Unique Hobart Species ‘Likely Extinct’
Concerns are growing for the increasingly elusive species.
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1.7KArticleCOVIDsafe App Wins Prestigious Award
The federal government’s much-vaunted COVIDsafe app has won a prestigious software award. The app was awarded a rare five stars by the...
