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950NationalAbbott Takes Command Of Lodge Renovation
Tony Abbott has announced the sudden cancellation of previously-scheduled alterations to The Lodge in Canberra. Instead he has formulated a new renovation...
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949National
Bowen Determined To Undermine Himself
Interim Labor leader Chris Bowen announced today he had no option but to destabilise himself given that it has been over a...
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1.3KSatire
Denison: “I’m Not Trying Too Hard.”
Liberal candidate for Denison, Tanya Denison, has denied she is trying too hard with her name to win the seat from incumbent...
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910Politics
Abetz Claims Clear Lead
Liberal Senator Eric Abetz has leapt to the forefront in the early days of the election campaign with the most combustible flyer...
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Rudd: Australia Is At War
Prime Minister Rudd formally declared war on refugees today when he announced that people arriving by boat would be treated as enemy...
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1.3KSatire
Fox Eradication Just The Beginning
Tasmania’s Fox Eradication Program (FEP) is set to boom with lucrative pitches being made to other jurisdictions. Craig Elliott of FEP said...
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988Satire
UTAS Launches JAPS Research
A Japanese research program is to be launched by UTAS for the 2013-14 summer semester. Program Director Professor Minky Weill said up...
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1.0KSatire
Mercury Contamination Scandal Widens
The Hobart Mercury has been drawn into an international scandal after its articles were found to contain up to 90% horseshit. An...
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Slade Runs For Pope
Glenorchy Mayor Stuart Slade is confident of a good hearing in front of the conclave in his bid to be appointed Pope,...
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949Satire
Over The Clifford
Kudelka’s view: http://www.kudelka.com.au/ Businessman Bob Clifford today robustly defended his support of a proposed cable car to the summit of Mt Wellington....
