Tasmanian Times
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1903Modest ‘Mourning Glory’ for Betty
Buckingham Palace confirmed today that Queen Elizabeth II would have a modest funeral, in accordance with ‘how the monarch lived her life’....
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How to Save for your First Lettuce
Tasmanian-based MyState Bank is launching a new program to assist clients to purchase their first lettuce. Using a mobile phone app, savers...
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Liberal and Labor Pass Vaccine Mandate to Secure Tasmania’s Future
The Labor and Liberal parties have teamed up to pass a vaccine mandate bill. The new bill requires all members of both...
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Labor Party Dumps Labor Party
The Labor Party today sensationally resigned from the Labor Party, marking the latest instalment of factional fighting within the Tasmanian chapter. In...
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Morrison to Employ Team of Empathy Surrogates
Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced today that he was employing a team of empathy surrogates to assist in attempting to be concerned...
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ScoMo Confirms Vaccine Announcement Target
The federal government today confirmed its plans to have achieved 500,000 vaccine rollout announcements by the end of March. “I’m pleased to...
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Mac Point Announces Plans for Lamp-Post
Macquarie Point Corporation are moving from strength to strength after their opening of the first road at the site recently. MPC have...
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Shadowy Organisation Claims Responsibility for Aquaculture Pen Damage
A shadowy underwater organisation has claimed responsibility for the recent mass salmon outbreaks at Hoon Aquaculture. The little-known Salmonid Liberation Army said...
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China Airs List of Grievances with Tasmania
A Chinese diplomat has leaked a number of grievances about Tasmania in a further deterioration of the Australia-China relationship. The diplomat sent...
