Tasmanian Times
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4.1KAFL Announces ‘Screw Tasmania’ Round
The AFL has announced that Round 20 of this year’s competition will officially be the ‘Screw Tasmania’ round. A range of activities...
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Govt to Sell New Bridgewater Bridge
The Tasmanian Government has moved to sell off the new Bridgewater Bridge the day after it was opened. After a ribbon-cutting by...
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Two Exciting New Flavours of Toxic Tasmanian Salmon
Two new exciting flavours of toxic Tasmanian salmon will soon be available. Developed in conjunction with bacterial infections, heatwaves and secretive management,...
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JLN Snares Tasman Bridge in Rockliff Deal
Newly-elected Jacqui Lambie Network MPs have reacted angrily to accusations they have sold themselves cheaply in their ‘confidence and stability’ agreement with...
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Strong Liberals Launch Strong Campaign Mascot, Thug
The Tasmanian Liberals today strongly announced their strong mascot for their strong 2024 state election campaign. The new mascot, Thug, was strongly...
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Bus Company Changing Name to Retro to Reflect Return to 1950s Level Services
Government-owned company Metro, allegedly a transport enterprise, is changing its name to Retro to accord with its return to 1950’s service levels,...
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Push for Louise Elliot Statue to Replace Crowther in Franklin Square
Hobart City Councillor Louise Elliot is pushing for a statue of herself and further monuments ‘to her colleagues’ to be erected in...
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Stadium Now Officially a POSS (Paragon of Stupid Shit)
The Tasmanian House of Assembly has today granted POSS (Paragon of Stupid Shit) status to the Macquarie Point stadium project. “I think...
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Gaping Holes in Stadium Business Case Now Sheltering Homeless
A community of homeless people are now sheltering inside the Macquarie Point stadium business case near downtown Hobart. A transport company employee...
