Sometimes you forget to wash your neck
Or tie your shoes, what the heck!
But surely you work for every pay cheque
So where the hell is Colbeck?
Is he hiding under a rickety bed
Where a frail old person lies covid-dead?
But ssshhh…there’s nothing to be said
About where the hell is Colbeck.
They put him in charge of Australia’ aged care
And did he fix it? The gimp wouldn’t dare
Offend the harvesters of the profit share
That’s our Richard Colbeck.
Is he out campaigning? Nay, not a bit.
Seems the Libs can manage without his ‘wit’
And to be brutally honest the stench of shit
That follows Richard Colbeck.
You can cast your gaze in any direction,
And see no Dick in this election,
For Senator Simple is in witness protection
That’s where is Richard Colbeck.
If you’re upset, go write a letter,
Release your angst from political fetter:
Shout! Scream! Vote! And demand better
Than the dreck that is Richard Colbeck.
