Global Worming 4

Having ranked 54th out of 56 nations ( Guardian: Australia ranked third-last in climate change performance of 58 countries ) in our Big Foot approach to carbon emissions and all things environmental, in the aftermath of the Paris climate talks one might imagine a certain amount of blushing and possibly a touch of humility emanating from Australia’s Big Power Folk and the government which encourages them. But let us not hold our breath on this…the following article was written some years back whilst I was still a guest of the USA; somehow it called to be dusted off. Although I understand that there are marginally different species of these critters to be found south of the equator, we all know that a turd by any other name will never smell like a rose …

It has been diagnosed that the current socio-economic chaos and unknowable future for the biosphere stems from a planetary parasitic infestation. We have a serious case of global worms.

Having once divested myself of some uninvited inner critters which accidentally died of starvation whilst I was fasting, I feel myself to be in a unique position – a gastric vantage point if you like – from where I can clearly see that our planet been infested by a bunch of ginormous worms whose sole purpose is to drain the life force, the nutrients and vitality out of one country after another, while the bodies of the parasites grow more and more bloated.

These ‘powersites’ are controlling the world currently. They are devouring everything that is good and true and beautiful and excreting toxic waste. The upper bodies of these critters take on the characteristics of smooth talking humans who proudly take on leadership roles which mask the lurching, lumbering, ghastly, ever-fattening corporate worms from our limited perception.

It is a horror movie too disgusting to contemplate. Aesthetically I wish I had not thought of it. But, life having offered me such a tasteful metaphor, I feel morally obliged to share how I rid myself of those critters foolish enough to have taken up residence inside me.

How did they die? Well…without becoming grotesquely graphic … let’s say I employed cataclysmic cleansings … It was the abominable abdominal apocalypse. With Kali (the Hindu Goddess of Destruction) as my inspiration, by the time they emerged on the crest of a coffee enema wave, they were barely carcasses … in fact they looked rather like pathetically small, limp condoms.

David Icke claims that the hidden world leaders are mostly all reptiles. I say they’re just a can of worms. Tough skinned invertebrates for whom perhaps the sight of a condom poses something of a personal threat. Which might explain the absence of support for Planned parenting amongst the strategies that purport to prevent catastrophe in our time.

Fasting has since time immemorial been practiced by mystics because illumination and elimination are similar in more than their spelling. Enlightenment is our birthright, just eliminate the obstacles. These powersites need to be flushed from the world’s intestines. But to stage this non-violent revolution is going to take guts. We must economically starve them. We must quit feeding them our taxes in the form of corporate subsidies. Bailout the people not the banksters. This is the fasting phase. It won’t last. Hunger doesn’t hurt when it is temporary. It heals.

Global worming starts here! A few remedies that are proven to flush out vermin:

1 Cut out the junk food; tax luxuries and inessentials sky high and give bonuses to those who provide real necessities with a view to cradle to cradle consciousness in manufacturing, bearing in mind that there is no place for ammunition or armaments in any cradle so far created.

2 Take plentiful doses of any truth that busts our belief in the elitist stranglehold over the collective wealth of the planet.

3 Finally I recommend a series of corporate colonics to flush the entire economic system down the toilet … Hey – it’s already happening!

Cleansed of all that old ca-ca, we can rebuild the economic system upon a foundation of respect for life on earth as a whole. A system which shares our global abundance appropriately. We are guests of the land, not owners. On a healthy planet as in a healthy organism, flora, fauna, water, oxygen and minerals – each aspect is part of an interconnected web where all parts work harmoniously together.

Biologically, personally or planetarily speaking, a healthy immune system is a prerequisite for peace.

So, not so honorable powersites, we the people are no longer your willing hosts . If you can extract yourselves from your corporate wormholes, we can probably find something useful for you to do at the local food bank, soup kitchen or refugee support centre – for a fair and decent wage of course.