C.S.I. Launceston
It is clear that investigators now know how to distinguish between the routine nightly street penis art, as practiced in East Launceston, and the deeper, darker messages orchestrated by anti-pulp mill activists.
Ex Premier Paul Lennon says that these people (the vandals) believe that they are above the law and can break the law with impunity in order to draw attention to themselves.
To have such information, it follows that he must know who the perpetrators are.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Stunning information
In heartbreaking revelations, Paul Lennon himself reveals how he and his family have suffered personally .
We too have suffered virtual home invasion at the hands of expertly trained anti- pulp mill operatives. P. Lennon. Examiner 13/10/09
According to the dictionary virtual means
Existing or resulting in essence or effect though not in actual fact, form, or name: the virtual extinction of the buffalo.
Existing in the mind, especially as a product of the imagination.
Computer Science. Created, simulated, or carried on by means of a computer or computer network.
So the home invasion that Mr Lennon reveals exists in the mind, rather than in actual fact.
Is that enough?
It is if it’s enough for the Examiner to print.
Respond to the call
The spotlight needed to be turned on those members of the anti-pulp mill organisation who regard themselves as non-violent and law-abiding protesters to demand they co-operate with police to help identify those among them who are responsible for these despicable attacks before they seriously injure someone. P. Lennon. Examiner 13/10/09
Why does our ex Premier make this call when he seems to know who these people are?
Our conclusion based on multiple opinion polls – 1) over 60% of Tasmanians are opposed to the Lennon fast track no assessment mill – 2) Mr. Lennon enjoyed the support of 17% of Tasmanians at the time of his departure from politics.
His call is therefore from a minority ex leader to leaders of a majority 3 times the size of his support base.
He is using his staggering authority as ex-Premier to instruct those controlling the majority opinion on how to act responsibly in a democracy.
He is clearly signalling that leaders are responsible for telling their majority how to think and act. After all, anti-pulp mill forces have for too long left the thinking up to the community Mr. Lennon shows that it is past time for that to change.
Learning from the experts
Still using similar investigative and fact confirmation techniques by exemplars like Barry Prismall, our own investigators now reveal details of secret anti-forestry, anti-development training camps.
No one is too young
Our journalists risked their lives to smuggle out candid pictures of young bodies hurling themselves into professional assault courses to produce the expertly trained anti-pulp mill operatives who will carry out their heinous virtual attacks.
We saw forestry protest training camps that take innocent young Aussies and twist their unformed minds through brainwashing and assault courses, turning them into mindless anti-forestry automata who will climb bridges, sit on top of poles, walk down publicly funded roads and otherwise create mayhem in our forests and in our society.
We even found ‘mini-assault’ courses especially for young children, who were forced to swarm up and down scaled down bridges to practice for their later careers inconveniencing the public while on the dole. Our dramatic infographic shows how the process works to turn young minds into anti-forestry goons.
A new standard of journalism
To wrap up, we would like to thank the Examiner for resetting the bar on the standards of journalism and fact checking in Tasmania. They have opened a whole new world to the rest of us.
The Examiner’s pacesetting has enabled citizen journalists to engage more fully and easily in creating news, and has acted as a service to struggling newspapers by showing them how to produce news at the lowest possible cost.
Thanks Examiner.
STOP PRESS: Anti pulp mill factions penetrate police
LAUNCESTON police say an alleged smoke bomb attack on the home of Gunns Ltd chairman John Gay at the weekend was a prank. The Examiner 13/10/2009 3:49:00 PM
How can we be expected to believe this tosh when someone of Paul Lennons stature has been so clear in pointing the finger at anti-pulp mill forces? Anybody who seriously believes this latest attack against John and his family was not orchestrated by the anti-pulp mill campaigners is kidding themselves. P. Lennon, The Examiner 13/10/09
Given Mr Lennons statements, it is apparent that Acting Detective Inspector John Parker of Launceston CIB, who released the prank statement, is one person who must be kidding himself.
There remains little for us but to conclude that the police themselves must have been penetrated by expertly trained operatives from insurgent anti-pulp mill forces.
