RED ALERT: Fox snapped devouring Mercury newspaper, Monday 20 July 2009.



Location reports currently suggest Elderslie property/roadside; awaiting clarification.

No scat found and fox still at large, but definitely fox and all now pointing to Tasmanian fox.

Photographs have been issued to DPIW’s Fox Eradication Branch for further analysis. Statement imminent.

Prominent vortex theorist already suggest fox is ingesting evidence that has not yet been printed. WSM theorists unsure but admit genius display for non-human animal.

Questions already circulating scientific community re possible intelligence level of Vulpes Vulpes; Pan Troglodyte equivalence considered not out of question.

More to come; all excited, buoyed.

Sos of Sandy Bay