Author unknown, but attributed to Sturge, a mate of Doug “So What” Parkinson
It’s a back door Green front.
They’re all a Green front,
Whoever fronts up.
All effronts are Green fronts.
The RPDC’s a Green front,
Raverty, Green and Wright,
They’re all Green fronts.
The TCC got a shirt-front,
Actually a White-Green front.
The shredder’s a Green front,
Cooper and Burch are Green fronts.
Independent advice is a Green front,
The AMA’s a Green front.
Health and education are Green fronts.
Tourism’s a Green front,
The whole Tamar Valley’s a Green front.
Clean air and water are Green fronts.
Rural communities are Green fronts,
Bass Strait fishing’s a Green front,
And all independent farmers are Green fronts.
Demetriou’s a Green front.
The whole AFL’s a Green front,
Until they get our Tassie team upfront.
All public meetings are Green fronts.
All public debate is a Green front.
All disagreement and dissent are Green fronts.
Everyone except us are Green fronts…
But Terry Martin was a Green front.
Maybe Lisa Singh’s a Green front…?
Is David Bartlett a Green front?
Maybe everyone’s a Green front,
Could be a back door caucus front
Will deliver the final effront.
Democracy and good governance,
They’re the epitome of all effronts,
The worst and last of all Green fronts!
