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A Tasmanian logging company, John Howard & Kevin Rudd walk into a bar…
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A Tasmanian logging company, Archbishop George Pell, Amanda Vanstone, Malcolm Turnbull, Kevin Rudd and John Howard walk into a bar. The bartender asks them what they’d like. George Pell says he’d like muslims to stop spreading intolerance over Easter. Amanda Vanstone says she’ll have $70 000 in Chinese lessons and a trip to Italy. She promptly sits down at the piano to write a truly Australian song about genocide, climate change denial and children in cages. A national Vanthem, if you will. Pauline Hanson appears out of nowhere and sits beside her to play along. But she decides that there are too many black keys mixed in with the white ones and goes back to cooking fish and chips out the back.