Luckily there aren’t many people on this planet named James Cattermull so you have a fair chance of avoiding this dickhead.

WARNING: James Cattermull left the premises I rented to him in Tasmania in a mess and with over $2000 of debt.

  • cobwebs everywhere
  • mould inside windows
  • strange gunk stuck to the bathroom floor
  • cupboards not emptied
  • linen stolen
  • bathroom mats dirty and mouldy
  • he regularly contaminated recycling bin with rubbish, thus risking a council fine
  • lightbulbs had not been replaced when they failed, which is a natural process of ‘normal wear and tear’
  • rubbish not removed at end of tenancy
  • key not returned; I had to specifically request it be returned
  • overstayed his rental period by 2 days
  • has an ugly little friend, face like a potato run over by a lorry, who will threaten you when you try to collect debt. This appears to be his only friend, and that’s not surprising
  • left an unused condom on a pillow for me as a present. Indeed, I would guess that that every condom James has ever bought remains unused :-/
  • once he reported aircon not working. He mentioned this to me so I followed up immediately with Samsung, who requested the serial number of the appliance. I asked him for this and he didn’t provide it. Sooooo …

As a landlord I would not recommend this idiot in any rental situation. He is a boring dweeb who does not pay his bills and apparently needs to keep a stupid light on 24/7 to calm his fragile emotions, even when he is not on the premises.

You cannot reason with him. It’s like talking to a badly-dressed pile of shit stacked about 175cm high. A child pretending to be a adult.

As a young man he was not bright enough to go to university. Instead he has had a grand career in Nando’s, Subway and recently as a shop assistant.

If you expect him to look after your property well and to be able to pay his rent on time you are mistaken.

DO NOT RENT YOUR PROPERTY TO JAMES LEONARD CATTERMULL.

In the ten years I have been renting this apartment this is easily the worst tenant I have ever had.