What’s the opposite of the Midas touch? Whatever it is, this government has it in spades. Let’s have a look …
Millions of dollars for irrigation? Wettest year on record (2009).
Everyone bend forwards for Gunns? It’ll be five years, if ever, before there’s a mill.
Tassie devil as tourism icon? Yes, you guessed, they’re heading for extinction.
Integrity Commission? What, to deal with Cabinet members?
Cut the size of Parliament? Bartlett’s now hurtling towards minority government (at best).
Road Safety Taskforce? Highest death toll ever.
Swine flu frenzy? Yawn, whatever happened to that …
Prices ‘Regulator’. Ha, don’t get me started. Power prices have never been higher.
And the great Grinch Backflip with Pike: HERE
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