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(there’s a lit here karl ...)
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OldMan of Ross
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FB. First published June 18
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( REAL Australians SAY Welcome … )
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While stitching a cut on the hand of a local 75 year old farmer previously caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation.
Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.
The old farmer said, “_Well, as I see it, most politicians are “POST TORTOISES.’‘_
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him his meaning.
The old farmer said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top you that’s a post tortoise.
“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him up there to begin with.”
Is this the BEST EXPLANATION OF A POLITICIAN you have EVER HEARD.
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New Zealand is currently going through the process of changing it’s flag ...
Here is an apt option ...
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money
from you, I’m doing community service this week.’
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing
community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank
you’ card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from
you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Member of Parliament
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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